On the eighth day of January of the first year of "Crazy Calendar", the sun was shining brightly. Just when I tried to walk back to the novice village with a sprained ankle, I finally brushed out a ground beetle.
Eupolyphaga sinensis: level 10 monster; Attack 30; Lethality: 40 ~ 50; Defense: physics 30, soil 100%. Life value is 1000; Special skill: 250.
250? What the hell is that? I was just thinking about how to poke it with a sword, and its left and right feet were already moving at the same time, like armored vehicles, with a loud rumble coming at me.
I suddenly understood what 250 meant. It turns out that what’s the difference between its shell and 250? Maybe it is trying to crush me with its heavy body.
It’s not that easy!
I only flashed and avoided its impact. The advantage of acceleration is not only that the moving speed is faster, but also that the armor class is improved. In fact, what I value most is speed, because I have always adhered to the principle that the first move is the strongest.
Seriously, in the past, I have never seen such a monster as Eupolyphaga sinensis in the game! It’s crazy enough. Maybe even Xiaoqiang will come out to be awesome in the future …
Still thinking there, the ground beetle has turned around and attacked me again. Although I have a crazy sword to return blood, its 40~50 damage is undoubtedly terrible for my life at 70 o’clock now. Besides, its speed is so fast, but its flexibility is a little poor … That’s right! I suddenly thought of a way-jump on its back.
What should we do? It runs so fast that I have no chance to jump on it. Fortunately, I saw a small tree in front of me, just a little taller than the huge body of Eupolyphaga sinensis. I had no choice but to scurry about on the thorny soil slope, and when I finally climbed to the top of the tree, the Eupolyphaga sinensis broke the tree at one end, and I jumped on it at the moment when the tree was hit. God, it hurts me! A terrible pain came from the soles of my feet, and blood was lost at 2 o’clock per second. Fortunately, the sword of madness just made up for the blood.
He * *! Why does it have so many small thorns like wheat awns? Sadly, if I didn’t go barefoot, I wouldn’t be so unlucky.
I can’t control my pain, so I hold the sword and poke it on the back armor. I have forgotten that there is a limit to my speed. Even if I work hard, I can only kill insects at a speed of 20 times per minute. Before I poked it for a minute, it found something was wrong, jumping like a wild horse, and I almost fell off its back.
It’s true that he is crazy enough to know how to jump …
Fortunately, a long sword poking at it doesn’t bleed like hitting a player, otherwise it will be tortured to death even if it doesn’t fall and step on it. The sword of madness ignores defense, so as long as it lasts for 20 minutes, it will die.
However, can I last that long?
Dark scold in my heart: such a strong monster must be a boss, at least a gray boss, damn it, why is Lao Zi’s life so bitter?
Like a Spanish matador, I give the ground beetle a few swords from time to time on its undulating back. Fortunately, I didn’t go to activities at night these days, and my physical strength was full. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have any physical strength to deal with this guy who I think is boss after all this trouble.
Finally, when my physical strength was almost exhausted, the ground beetle did not move, and the pain in my soles disappeared. After the familiar music played, I upgraded! A moment later, the Eupolyphaga suddenly broke off, producing one or two pieces of gold and a piece of skin.
Needless to say, all the states are back to normal, and the whole body is filled with an indescribable pleasure.
After enjoying quietly, I packed the things on the ground in my luggage, quickly ran away from the brush strange area and found a safe place before I got off the line.
Look at the time, it’s only a few minutes before midnight. My stomach is already growling. Haha, it’s a big place, and it’s still the biggest meal …
Chapter 004 Ashes Players
I ate a full meal and went to bed. Because the victory pleasure brought by pk and fighting Eupolyphaga sinensis just now is still there, I am not sleepy at all. However, working during the day and just playing games for so long, my body is a little tired. After ten minutes of repose, I got up and sat down in front of the computer. I’m kidding, how can I go to sleep when I’m so happy? I’m a standard hardcore player, and Crazy is so appetizing that it’s not too much to play all night. Although game operators have repeatedly warned players to pay attention to the combination of work and rest at the beginning of the game, this is not like the warning on the cigarette case that "smoking is harmful to health". People who like it are still rushing, and it is not the merchants who ultimately benefit.
I don’t care about that. Being single and working outside, no one around me is in charge. As long as I am happy, I will play with it all night. Put on your game glasses and log in to Crazy.
After reading the forum, I didn’t find anything new. If there is anything, it’s just some complaints. When the game is newly opened, people who play it are always concerned about upgrading. How can anyone visit the forum when the level is low? The reason why I went to see it was to know if the pk thing between me and that guy had been posted, and the result was of course expected. Who would care about the pk between you two secondary players?
Back in the game, I took a look at my state first. Now I’m at Level 4, and I’m not at ease until I say I’m going to Level 8 tonight. So, carrying the sword of madness, I drove to the forest outside the novice village.
I remembered that I forgot to buy a pair of shoes to wear when my feet hurt. This simulation degree is 100%, and sometimes it’s really bad. Look at those thorns on the side of the road. If you die, you have to leave a few blood stains before you scratch my calf. Needless to say, it is quite useful to cut those thorns with the sword of madness, at least it is much sharper than the firewood knife in my hometown. I don’t want to fight the drought flea again, because its level is too low. There are some monsters with higher rank in the forest, but I don’t want to beat the ground beetle again, although its rank is high enough. All the way to the forest. When I came in, I saw a sign on the edge of the forest, which read: try to practice the forest.
Just go in, I heard there was a fight yelling. It seems that there are many hardcore players like me. I just wonder why I didn’t see the way out when they came in. Is this related to the degree of simulation? Is it true that there is no need to open the way through the thorns when the simulation degree is low? Anyway, the guy in front of me is now in full swing with a huge cricket head. Although it is midnight in reality, it is daytime in the game. I won’t go out to play tricks at night, because I have to replenish my strength, and more importantly, because I don’t know magic, I can’t see clearly at night.
md！ When I got closer to see the cricket clearly, I couldn’t help cursing. Isn’t this cricket too big? The guy who was fighting with him was kicked by the giant leg as tall as him and flew more than ten meters before falling down. The hateful guy even waved his two tentacles on the giant in a demonstration. Crickets, like grasshoppers, have strong hind feet. Of course, the little cricket is not worth mentioning in our human eyes, but in the game, you really can’t underestimate it. Like that guy just now, he was kicked so far away by someone with one leg, and it is estimated that he has to vomit a lot of blood.
I’m not a good man. At present, this cricket has been knocked out a lot of blood by that guy just now, and its level is two levels higher than mine. How can I miss such a good opportunity and rush up with a sword? Although the attack of Crazy Sword is only 0, chopping off the cricket’s feet is similar to chopping wood, and I cut off several legs in front of it in two moments. Without the support of forelimbs, crickets can only jump around on two huge hind legs. But I can’t be careless, this guy’s weight can be comparable to that of Eupolyphaga sinensis. If he is pinned down, he will take off his skin even if he dies. I flashed left and right, and it didn’t last long under the attack of ignoring the defense of the crazy sword (I always feel that the word crazy sword is too long, so I’ll just call it broken sword in the future). Damn guy, he left nothing but ten pence.
"Brother, thank you for your help." The guy who was kicked off just now has got up and walked in front of me. When I saw him, he was dressed as a monk. It turned out that he was a monk by profession. I know monks didn’t have clothes to wear at the beginning, but this guy is obviously wearing a cheap robe, which really looks like a monk. However, when I looked at him, he took a step back involuntarily. I think my coldness scared him. Nonsense, 100% callousness doesn’t scare him. "My name is Long Bai, what’s your name, brother?" Although he took a step back, he still held out his hand when he saw that I meant no harm.
"My name is Xiao Hou." Monks are good at hand-to-hand fighting, so he has great strength in his hands. However, I am a generation of swordsman, and my hand strength is certainly not much worse, even better than him by one point. After shaking hands, Long Bai smiled awkwardly at me: "Brothers are also hardcore players, right? Are you going to stay up all night tonight? "
I just nodded to him, and then I walked deep into the forest without looking back. Long Bai didn’t expect me to leave without even saying a word, so he hurried after me: "Brother Xiao, wait for me."
I stopped and looked back coldly and said, "Why?"
In my life, because I live in solitude, I have few contacts with people. I was originally cold to people, but now I am 100% cold in the game, and the whole person feels like a piece of ice. Long Bai was stared at by me, so he piled up a smiling face and said, "Brother, I want to form a team with you, so the upgrade will be faster."
Team up? Ever since I played games, what I hate most is to form a team with others. It’s not that I don’t want to upgrade quickly, but that I like to be alone since I was a child. I want to do everything on my own, and I have never thought about doing things with others. So I blurted out without thinking, "No! I won’t team up with anyone! You go. "
Long Bai was obviously caught off guard. People who don’t want to form a team in online games may have seen it for the first time. wait for a while stood there silently and didn’t know what to say. I said that and continued to move in. He paused and finally caught up.
"What do you want to do? Follow me again, believe it or not, I will chop you up? " I didn’t good the spirit tunnel.
"Brother, you are very interesting. I want to make friends with you. Here is my business card." After saying that, I handed a card to my hand. He then said, "Brother, you don’t want to form a team with me, but you can always make friends, right?" Life is alive, it’s not a bad thing to have more friends, is it? "
I took Long Bai’s business card and threw it into the duffel bag. His words hurt my heart. Friends? In reality, I don’t have any friends at all except the robot that I spend every day with. After graduating from college, I left my hometown and came to this remote community. I was a stranger in a strange place. For several years, people could hardly see me except when I was at work. So, I don’t have any friends. Now, I am really touched that someone is willing to be my friend, but my voice can’t be changed at once: "Suit yourself, I’m going to train, so go."
Long Bai may have understood my indifference a little, didn’t catch up, just watched me go away alone. Seriously, it would be nice to have a friend. I am used to being alone by nature, and I don’t feel anything at ordinary times, but when Long Bai said that "having more friends is always not a bad thing", my heart still trembled.
In this world, there are many people who play games, but not many people can really combine work and rest, so I can always see many players on the road. Every player who saw me showed great surprise when he saw that my body was covered with blood marks drawn by thorns and my cold face. But I don’t care about them at all. The place I’m going to now is a place where there are no other people, and I can train alone.
I swear, I must buy a suit to put on before I go offline today, and I also want shoes.
Chapter 005 Extreme temptation
Try to practice the forest, an ideal place for beginners to train, and there are so many people that I can’t stand it. I will never go where there are many people. Therefore, I have been walking deep into the forest. Gradually, the sound of players fighting was not heard. But there is no road ahead, there is no one in it, but there are many strange things, and it is said that there are twenty strange things.
Only I, Master Xiao Houxiao, can come down to the depths of the forest to practice without any blood medicine. I don’t think I’m so powerful, but I’m used to loneliness because of my personality. Besides, based on past experience, you can escape when you can’t beat it. Anyway, the lost blood can be made up by breaking the sword. Anyway, I came out to train, which can save a lot of time between novice villages and upgrade faster. All the games have the same reward for killing monsters, that is, the experience value can be doubled, and most importantly, the broken sword can also get 100% experience bonus, so as long as I play a few more monsters with higher level, it’s not a piece of cake to upgrade.
Just thinking about it beautifully, a guy with wings ran out in front, and both tentacles were at least five meters long. The brown guy? Smells disgusting all over? Oh, my God! Isn’t this an enlarged version of Xiaoqiang? I really guessed it. The guys from the Crazy Working Group actually made this thing. If you are sick, you still have to fight, or you will be killed by Xiaoqiang, and a lot of people will die of laughter. In order to prevent those people from laughing to death, Xia Xiao has to fight for honor.
I endured the foul smell, rushed up with a broken sword and gave it a sword. Xiaoqiang, like crickets, is level 6, but his life value is twice that of crickets. This is not difficult to understand. In reality, people are a little bigger. Xiaoqiang is much smarter than a cricket. As soon as I rushed up, it spread its wings and escaped my sword before the sword cut it. Damn guy even took the opportunity to kick me with his giant leg, because it was also in a hurry, so he could only kick me, but not kick me away. Xiaoqiang’s speed is obviously not as fast as mine. I held back the pain and cut my backhand at its giant leg. The giant leg snapped with a click, and a lot of white liquid flowed out of the fracture, a bit like milk, and a faint fragrance came from inside. This is beyond my expectation. I didn’t expect Xiaoqiang, who is hated by everyone, to have such a fragrant thing in his body.
That Xiaoqiang lost a leg and became angry from embarrassment. He launched a fierce attack on me directly in the air. But I can’t fly, so I have to escape. In this way, one chased in the sky and the other fled desperately on the ground. My physical strength is only thirty, and I’m almost exhausted in a few strokes. But that Xiaoqiang is no better. It didn’t take long for it to fall to the ground because of the white liquid flowing from the wound of its broken leg. I ran back in a hurry, picked up a broken sword and cut its wings. The sword rose and its wings fell, and this unlucky Xiaoqiang finally died like this. I cut off its other giant leg and saw a lot of fragrant white liquid in it. Because of the excessive physical exertion and the tempting aroma, I couldn’t help drinking those liquids. I didn’t expect the physical strength value to be filled up soon. Hehe, it’s a great discovery. It’s just that there are no steamed stuffed buns to replenish my strength in my luggage, which can solve the problem of eating in the game. Just when I was happy, the system voice sounded: "Congratulations to the player Xiao Hou, you have started the field survival skills."
Wild survival skills? It’s really interesting. Open the status bar quickly: wild survival skills, special skills, players can hunt monsters before the system is refreshed. Every time you hunt, you will gain a little health and replenish your physical strength. This, this, this is crazy! In reality, you have never eaten delicacies, so you can have a good time when you come to the game. Coincidentally, I like eating delicious food best, but I don’t do it because I’m lazy. I can assure you that I am definitely the first person who dares to eat cockroaches in the game.
Since I don’t have to worry about the supplement of physical strength, I feel more at ease when I kill monsters. However, Xiaoqiang is not looking for it. That guy can only meet you once, and most of them are crickets. To my surprise, I met a cricket king this time.
King Cricket is yellow all over, four levels taller than those gray crickets, and looks like a small boss. I just ate a cricket leg to replenish my strength. When I saw it coming out, I quickly hid to one side. It took me a lot of time to chop and kill the cricket king, but it was worth it. A pair of cloth shoes broke out, and my poor feet finally didn’t have to be hurt so much.
I was smugly wandering around in the Woods wearing cloth shoes. I didn’t expect my luck to be so good. This time, I actually met a king Xiaoqiang. I can’t help thinking that I’ve walked into Xiaoqiang’s lair, otherwise, how could I always meet these disgusting guys? King Xiaoqiang is not much different from ordinary cockroaches. The only difference is that this guy can stand up with two giant legs like a human. Boy, standing is a patent of human beings, and you can stand even if you are a freak, which shows that you are powerful. I dare not be careless at all, because I can’t see its grade at all.
King Xiaoqiang seems to blame me for disturbing its quietness. As soon as he saw me, he ran towards me desperately, which was as fast as flying! Fortunately, I’m not a vegetable, so I ducked. If this guy can use magic, at its speed, I have to go back to the resurrection point and resurrect. I was thinking in my heart that I went back to the novice village to pick up the task after killing this Xiaoqiang Wang, and the experience gained from fighting monsters was not as much as doing the task at all. Xiaoqiang Wang didn’t allow me to think much at all and launched a fierce attack on me. Although I dodge fast, I still get hit by it from time to time. Damn, the strength is so different that I can’t get close to it at all. I’m only beaten, and I’m very depressed. Fortunately, there are no other players around, otherwise, if the news that Xia Daxia was chased around by a Xiaoqiang spread out, wouldn’t it be shameless to soak up mm again? Although I haven’t done it in reality or on the Internet so far, it doesn’t mean that I don’t want to do it.
Damn simulation, I’m exhausted from running. Seeing that my physical strength will be exhausted, if I don’t solve this smelly guy, I’ll really only be demoted. Thinking that somehow it is all death, it is better to end up with it. So I stopped running and stopped to wait for Xiaoqiang Wang to attack me. That guy doesn’t seem to be able to fly, so I can get close to it as long as I’m not afraid of death. Xiaoqiang should have no eyes. All his feelings come from two tentacles on his head. Just try to get rid of his tentacles. Hehe, it’s only a matter of time before he is killed. What shall I do? Or climb a tree? Time is too late. I can’t fly. I can’t jump over it. What should we do?
Since I stopped running, Wang Xiaoqiang’s hard forelimb made me fly more than ten meters with two punches, and my blood dropped by half. When I landed, I was so painful that I scolded those crazy guys. It’s not that I don’t want to get up. It’s so painful that I can’t get up from the ground. I just hold my sword and stay still on the ground. Xiaoqiang Wang ran to my side at once, and when he saw that I was motionless, he stabbed me with his forelimbs, wondering if I had hung up. Really funny, if I die, why don’t I just flash back to the resurrection point? Looks like Xiaoqiang’s IQ is still not high. This is a rare opportunity. I used all my strength, and the broken sword crossed its head very quickly. Two tentacles several meters long were broken by the sword. King Xiaoqiang, who lost his tentacles, ran around like a headless fly. My strength and blood have not recovered, so I have to continue to rest.
After I recovered my strength, I chased Xiaoqiang Wang. King Xiaoqiang, who lost his sense of direction, finally collapsed under the repeated destruction of the broken sword. Hey, hey, a tattered leather armor and two ounces of gold actually appeared, so I don’t have to go barefoot anymore. After the monster is killed, it will always be brushed off by the system within ten seconds. I picked up the money and leather armor, then cut off Xiaoqiang’s thigh with a broken sword and chewed it up like a chicken leg.
"ah! Sister! The man is eating cockroaches, oh … "A burst of vomiting came to my ears.
Chapter 006 The first task
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Hearing those indecent cries, I stopped biting and searched for the source of the sound.
If I say that I have never been able to get in touch with too many people because of my isolation, so I have never seen anything called a beautiful woman and a handsome man, then the man and a woman among the trees are definitely the most beautiful woman and the most handsome man I have ever seen. Everyone loves beauty, and I am no exception. I just watched two people vomit more than 20 meters away, and looked at them from head to toe. Although their actions are indecent now, I found another kind of beauty in people.
The two men who recovered their breath, regardless of my greedy appreciation, ran away, as if I were more terrible than the devil in their eyes. I shook my head, lifted Xiaoqiang’s leg and continued to chew. If I let them know the benefits of gnawing Xiaoqiang, and the taste is really delicious enough, I think they may come and compete with me. I’m going back to the novice village. The money in my pocket should make me dress properly. Training can come at any time, but clothes must be put on immediately. Like that beautiful woman just now, I can never get it according to my present virtue.
Physical strength is full, and people who walk are more energetic. Anyway, I’m used to being alone, and I don’t care what others think behind my back at all. I want to buy clothes, not to say that I care about other people’s eyes, but to release our unique sense of shame. No matter how cold I am, my sense of shame still exists, because I am not a hero in real life.
There are still many people in the novice village. Although Crazy is only in the internal testing stage, there are also many people, especially in my district. Players who come and go, when they see me parading through the city with a broken sword, just look back and wonder, and then go on with what they should do. Not all people mind their own business, so I heard this sentence: "Sister, look, that man is that man, he eats cockroaches!" " By the time I searched with my eyes, those two people who had only seen each other once were long gone.
After two rounds in the novice village, I found a tailor shop. It’s not that I don’t want to buy equipment, but that my three taels of gold plus twenty taels of silver and more than ten pence are simply not enough to buy a decent one, so I simply don’t buy it. When the doddering npc saw me come in, his eyes narrowed with laughter. He quickly put down his work and said happily, "Alas, old man, I have been here for several days. You are the first player to visit our store. Oh, excuse me, is there anything the old man can do for you? "
Although I don’t usually come into contact with strangers, the habit of respecting the old and caring for the young formed since I was a child made me politely say to the npc, "Old man, I want a suit of clothes and a pair of shoes."
I don’t know why, although I hit a leather armor, I can’t put it on. It seems that if I want to wear leather armor, I have to find a special person to learn. Npc made a turn around me, stroking his gray beard and laughing: "Young man, old man, I know you have a leather armor in your bag. Why don’t you come to me to buy clothes to wear?" My heart tightened and I suddenly felt alert: "How do you know?" If all the NPCs in the game can see the things in the player’s bag, then playing this game will have no privacy at all. What’s the point of playing such a game?
Npc seems to have guessed what I think now, and quickly explained: "Don’t worry, young man, I can’t see what is in your bag, but as the first person to hit the equipment since the internal test of this game, gm has told all our NPCs your name. You don’t know, the chance of getting equipment within level 20 of this game is only one in a thousand. I didn’t expect you to be so lucky as a swordsman. Hehe. " Npc’s smile makes people feel very amiable.

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